April Fools Day Jokes For Friends | Best Ever Funny Collection Of Good Jokes 2017

April Fools Day Jokes: On this 1sr April, everyone who loves fun will enjoy Happy April Fools Day 2017. April Fools Day, which is also known as All Fools’ Day, is celebrated every year on 1 April by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. This is a Western Cultural festival/event, but nowadays it’s enjoyed around the world in almost every country. April fools day jokes and pranks get very popular on 31st March and 1st of April. People play April Fool jokes with their friends, family, boyfriend, girlfriend, office staff, lovers, buddy, online friends and loved ones to expose their prank by shouting April Fool. So, here we are making your day with good April fools day jokes for school, kids, and friends collection. CheckApril Fools Day Prank Ideas And April Fools Day Quotes

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April Fools Day 2017 is very near, and you would see amazing and unique, funny things around yourself. Even many newspapers, magazines, and other published media report fake stories, which are usually explained the next day or below the news section in small letters, and it’s all just to make people April Fools. On that day, only one thing is the matter for everyone that best April fools day jokes can make your friend the perfect April Fools of the year for you.

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You can send these April fools day jokes to your both offline and online friends on Facebook, Twitter, Whatsapp, V-Chat, Hike, Google+, Instagram as these are our selected funny April fools jokes.

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Plz open this
after 2 days at Saturday.

I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2015.
April Fool in Advance

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Misses U…
Needs U…
Worries about U
Is lonely without U
Guess Who?
A Monkey in the zoo…

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You are really a CUTE person!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:

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If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st.

“I am your girlfriend:

theek kaha na ? In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy April fools day

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31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools.. 🙂

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Delete my number and don’t text me again because what you did was messed up. Stop looking confused cause you just got April fooled.

Post this On your Facebook Profile,“”Bye bye Everybody bye bye USA” everyone will ask you where you’re going.

Say you were fired from your job for punching your boss in the face.

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Funny Merry Christmas Jokes For Kids: Best Christmas Jokes 2016 – Funniest Xmas Jokes Images

Funny Christmas Jokes, Merry Christmas Jokes For Kids: Hello friends, Are you looking for best and latest Merry Christmas Jokes For Kids, children, friends, and family on this Merry Christmas 2016? If yes, then you are on the perfect website. Here you will get all the best Christmas Jokes 2016 collections not only in Hindi but also in English. On this Christmas, wish Merry Christmas to your loved one and other loved ones which you want to wish with some warm and funniest Christmas Day Jokes 2016. Merry Xmas is going to be celebrated on this 25th December 2016.

Christmas is a beautiful festival which is celebrated all over the world, though mostly in the United States Of America and Canada. It’s the celebration of Lord Jesus Christ’s birthday, according to the Christians believe.

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Funny Christmas Jokes: Christmas is Christian religion related festival but some other religion’s people also celebrate this occasion. Xmas day falls at the start of winter season, and it’s a part of series of the holidays in the USA.

I heard the bells on Christmas Day; their old familiar carols play, and wild and sweet the word repeat of peace on earth, good-will to men!

There will be no Christmas anymore. I told Santa that you have been good the whole year. He died of laughter.

What kind of music do elves like best when he has to greet?

Answer: “Wrap” music!

Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too, Until the credit card bills arrive.

“Love the Giver more than the gift.” – Brigham Young

Oh Santa! Why don’t you listen to me for once And give me what I want for Christmas I want lots of money and a thin figure Last time you did the opposite thing So, hope you will fulfill my wish this time..Haha! Merry Christmas to you!

Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree.
In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall. ~ Larry Wilde

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Christmas is a time when families gather and enjoy spending time together. Let us remember those for whom a loved one will be missing.

Santa Claus has the right idea.
Visit people once a year. Merry Christmas!

Why did the Christmas cake go to the police station? Because over the last few days it had been beaten, whipped, cut, sliced and rough handled.

What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.

What do you call a snowman in the tropics?

“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.” — Washington Irving

Dear Santa this year please give me A big fat bank account and a slim body And this year don’t mix the two up.

Just like, what is sin without penance, What is Christmas without presents! May you receive loads of them. Merry Christmas and a fun-filled New Year.

What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me, and we’ll go places!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!

What does the Queen call her Christmas Broadcast?
The One Show!

What did Father Christmas do when he went speed dating?
He pulled a cracker!

Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in the hospital?
Because he has private elf care!

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus was 7lb 6oz when he was born?
They had a weight in a manger!

Christmas is a time for remembering family and trying to guess everyone’s sizes!
Have a Wonderful Christmas!

“At Christmas, tea is compulsory. Relatives are optional.” – Robert Godden


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This year you was not good… You were FANTASTIC! May your celebration be joyous and your holidays bright!

Christmas … is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one’s home that one carries in one’s heart

Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.” ~ Lenore Hershey

“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” ― Charles Dickens

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, “Please send me a sister.” Santa Clause wrote him back, “Ok, send me your mother.”

Apart from ornaments what you can use to decorate the Christmas tree? Answer: Waster eggs.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Kids Christmas jokes

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

“Sorry kids, Santa died. But the good news is now
you can listen to Santana songs instead of Santa songs at Christmas time.”

My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge. – Melanie White

Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas.
They’re never fattening, seldom sinful, and permanently personal.”
~ Lenore Hershey

I want you to have a safe holiday, so on Christmas morning,
Do not stand between the kids and the presents! Merry Christmas!

CHRISTMAS is Christ’s Historic, Remarkable Incarnation Story, Telling Messiah’s A-waited Salvation.

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?


Knock, knock
Who’s there?


Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?

“This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.” – Taylor Caldwell

“Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind.” — Mary Ellen Chase

I wish you Christmas wishes around you.
Have two drinks and look
Merry Christmas

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

“Don’t let the past steal your present. This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.” -Taylor Caldwell

Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

When we were children we were grateful to those who filled our stockings at Christmas time.

I asked my grandmother for wireless headphones for Christmas… and got some really nice ear muffs.
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? ~ G.K. Chesterton

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

What do you call a cat in the desert?
Sandy Claws!

What does Santa do with fat elves?
He sends them to an Elf Farm!

Best Christmas jokes

Sean: Knock, knock.
Fawn: Who’s there?
Sean: Murray.
Fawn: Murray who?
Sean: Murray Christmas, one and all! Christmas knock knock jokes

“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson

“One can never have enough socks,” said Dumbledore. “Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

“Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn’t before! What if Christmas, he thought, doesn’t come from a store. What if Christmas…perhaps…means a little bit more!”

Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases. – Bridger Winegar

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
The Elf-abet!

Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. ~ Kin Hubbard

Christmas is a time when you get homesick – even when you’re home. ~ Carol Nelson

“This is the message of Christmas: We are never alone.” – Taylor Caldwell

“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.” — Charles M. Schulz

From home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another.
The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to each other. ~ Emily Matthews

I haven’t taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin. – Winston Spear

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
They always drop their needles!

Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!

Why did the turkey join the band?
Because it had the drumsticks!

One Christmas, my grandfather, gave me a box of broken glass. He gave my brother a box of Band-Aids and said, “You two share.”

How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!

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Happy Raksha Bandhan Images: First of all let me wish you a very Happy Raksha Bandhan 2016 to all sisters and brothers all around the India, infect all over the world. So, on this occupies occasion of Happy Rakhi, we are sharing Raksha Bandhan Images, Pictures, Photos and wallpapers HD. Raksha Bandhan day is dedicated to the relationship of a brother and sister. Sisters tie a Rakhi on brother’s hand and feed them sweets with lot’s of happiness and joy. They pray for their brothers so they get all the success and happiness in life. In return of a Rakhi, brothers give beautiful gifts to their sisters and also make a promise of always protecting and loving to their sisters.

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